. . . Chane Behanan, who apparently is now on a regimen of truth serum. So, The Rick, as he is so very wont to do, has prevaricated on exactly when we might see his power forward back in red & black.
. . . Kevin Willard, who along with one of his assistants, as part of Seton Hall’s Midnight Madness tonight, shall be challenging the legendary Kobayashi in a Hot Dog Eating Contest. Now that’s some real Midnight Madness.
. . . Brett Favre, aged 44 and losing memory from too many hits, actually has the good sense left to Just Say No to the Rams.
. . . NBA owners, who in their infinite wisdom finally turned the clock back 30 years, returning the championship series to a 2-2-1-1-1 format.
. . . Neal Brown, UK OC, who made an absolutely absurd play call on 3 & 7 during UK’s final drive. He inserted an injured Jalen Whitlow to run the ball into the middle of the line. To absolutely nobody’s surprise, especially the Mississippi State defense. More cowbell:
. . . Greg “We Never Let ‘Em Just Take A Knee’ Schiano, whose Tampa Bay Bucs are ofer the season.
. . . Tim McCarver, who is just three to five games away from a well deserved retirement.
. . . Greg Popovich, who, during an exhibition game last night told Craig Sager during one of those idiotic in game interviews that the most important thing in these tilts that don’t count is “getting to the restaurant in time.”
. . . Chane Behanan, of whom The Rick has yet to talk to the press today. Operative word: yet.
. . . Vitali Klitschko, the former Heavyweight Champ, who is running for President of the Ukraine. His platform, I’m so sure, will be based on instituting VitaliCare.
. . . Jim Leyland, retiring as manager of the Detroit Tigers.
. . . Mojo, the five year old alligator which has been the pet of Detroit Lions safety Louis Delmas, has been turned over to the Allen Park Critter Shop for eventual relocation with the Detroit Zoo. Assuming, of course, there still is a Detroit Zoo.
See ya later, alligator.
– Seedy K
Okay, I’ll go ahead and post this. As of 12:02 on 10/25, I’ve received no notice of any Rick Pitino press conference regarding the status of Chane Behanan. Rest assured I’ll update should there be any other developments.