Little Ricky Pitino: Coach In Waiting??????????

Luuuuuuuuuuuucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do.

All of a sudden the phones are ringing. My email box is full. I can’t tell you how many people have contacted me today, wondering what insider info I might have about Little Ricky returning to papa’s side?

Here’s what I know that you don’t: Nuttin’, honey.

The U of L basketball complex has a perimeter so secure Osama Bin Laden could be hiding in the Yum! and nobody but King Kyle Kuric would know.

What could they possibly be negotiating?

Money?

I cannot fathom that the bait hooked by Billy Donovan — that Little Ricky will be Louisville’s coach in waiting — has any basis in fact at all. It may be Little Ricky’s fantasy. It may be papa’s fantasy.

But, say it ain’t so Tommy Jurich.

It can’t be true.

Can it?

If it is true, Tom Jurich needs to return that AD of the Year award immediately. As in yesterday afternoon.

It can’t be true.

Can it?

If so, it is news most disgusting and disheartening.

– Seedy K

9 Comments

  1. J J
    Posted April 12, 2011 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

    It better not be true, thats all that I can say.

  2. cbcard
    Posted April 13, 2011 at 10:14 am | Permalink

    Just as likely as Steve Kragthorpe.

  3. Birdie King
    Posted April 13, 2011 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

    Hope you guys heard Terry’s interview with The Don today or watched one of the sports shows tonight. You all can sleep a lot better tonight. Geez!

  4. J J
    Posted April 14, 2011 at 6:32 am | Permalink

    Because the Rick would never say anything completely untrue now would he? I don’t think it would ever happen but why would Billy D. make such an absurd comment?

  5. cbcard
    Posted April 14, 2011 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Hey JJ:
    To answer your question who was his coach in college? Who did he work for as an assistant?
    Need anything else?

  6. Tim Schooler
    Posted April 14, 2011 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    The only explanation I can come up with for Donovan’s comments is that they are trying to elevate little Rickie’s marketability in the eyes of smaller schools who may be looking for a head coach.

  7. CardHater
    Posted April 14, 2011 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

    SEXtino runs uavel ..not Tommy Turtleneck..If he can tap a skank in a public restaurant and then keep his job with a bonus..Then get smoked by MOREHEAD..that’s right….freaking MOREHEAD..anything is possible at Lil Brother…The Circus continues ..and at UK the Cats continue to be on everybody’s radar….
    PIMPtino just milks the Goobers for the big $$$$…and piss poor results..

  8. ken
    Posted April 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    Coach Pitino was recently reminded us of what a sensational recruiter his son has been for us; he credited Richard as being instrumental in bringing Siva and Marra here. Siva certainly seems to be evolving into a very dependable penetrate and distribute point guard. Marra is certainly a surprisingly good jumping, slow footed, mercurial shooter who reads scouting reports well yet doesn’t defend too well nor does he pass exceptionally well. How does that grade out as a stellar recruiter?

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