That’s right, kids, it’s time Network Battle of the Kellys.

Name your fave between the two hottest new coaches on the scene.

Cincy’s Brian Kelly has turned the formerly moribund program with no tradition, no facilities and no fan base into the Beast of the BEast. And more.

Whatever bit the Bearcats, turning them into the most ferocious felines in college football, it’s got them hungry for more. Cincy made it to the BCS last season, and are on that proverbial collision course for another January date in somewhere sunny and sublime.

Can Brian Kelly coach QBs? Well, uh, I guess. Starter, Heisman wannabe Tony Pike goes down. No problem. Replacement Zach Collaros throws 4 TDs against the ‘Cuse, hits like 70% of his passes and runs for lots o’ yards.

Cincy hasn’t had this glossy a record — unblemished, it is — in over a half century.

Stunning really. Dumbfounding.

All for Brian Kelly, raise your hands.

Chip Kelly’s Oregon Ducks provided the season’s premier performance yesterday, battering the Men of Troy like they were some Sun Belt bottom dweller.

Quack 47, Condoms 20. It wasn’t that close.

All Oregon’s done since that season opening head scratcher in Boise is get mo’ betta every single week. They are quick on quick, bestowing heartache on heartache on the team lining up against them.

Kelly’s offense is innovative and multi-faceted. The defense plunders. And both should certainly be on display in the Rose Bowl this season.

All for Chip Kelly, raise your hands.

– Seedy K