SchnellSpeak: 09.22.09

Still calculating his Florida Atlantic team’s performance last weekend at South Carolina, Accountant Schnell seemed perplexed that the Gamecocks were minus 8 yards in punt returns: “You don’t usually get a gross that is higher than the net.” Net Net Schnell declared a minor victory: “We won in punting and kicking.”

Actuarial Schnell looked ahead to his team’s chances for the rest of the year: “I believe we have a 50-50 chance to win the remaining games on our schedule. I feel very good about the team, where we are now. We are in a good spot to start our conference play.”

– Seedy K

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