Coach Take ‘Em To The Woodshed was not happy: “I told the kids we have to go back and learn how to play football. And we’ve got to learn how to play it fast.”
The Schnell’s Fighting Owls were close at the half. But something about Coach PepTalk’s halftime oration didn’t work as planned: “I warned them about their history of coming out in the second half. Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.”
Please Coach, we implore you, never that.
– Seedy K