Geez, you used to be able immediately respond when asked, “What’s the most precarious job there is?”

Drummer for Spinal Tap was always the knee jerk response. And the correct one.

Now, as the NFL season is just a week away, there’s been a paradigm shift. Looking for job security? Well, think again if you’re applying to be a pro offensive coordinator.

The Buffalo Bills canned theirs, Turk Schonert, yesterday, nine days from their opener. In the unemployment line, he joins Chan Gailey and that Jagaschminstsy guy who used to coach at Boston College before landing for a short but not sweet stint at Tampa Bay.

Is there some sort of weird virus sweeping through NFL camps as the season approaches? Whatup with this strange trend?

– Seedy K