Comin’ up tonight at, oh, about 9:50 on a TV near you: Round Three.

In one corner, ladies and gents, the ever irascible Lone Star Cowboy, the Pride of the Big Blue — Billy Clyde Gillispie.

In the other corner, ladies and gents, sideline reporter, agent provacteur, apparent nemesis to He Who Sits In Rupp’s Seat, Ms. Thorn in Billy Clyde’s Side — Jeannine Edwards.

You think Blair vs. Thabeet was rough and tumble. Hah. It’s a pillow fight compared to Gillispie vs. Edwards. Don’t miss the Nashtown Smashdown!!!!!

– Seedy K