I want New Orleans to win because it’s my favorite city.
I want Indianapolis to win because Peyton Manning is the most exquisitely performing QB I’ve seen.
I want New Orleans to win because New Orleans JazzFest is one of my favorite things to do in life.
I want Indianapolis to win because it’s as close to “our” team as we have other than the Bungles.
I want New Orleans to win because it has the greatest collection of eateries anywhere. Drago’s grilled oysters. Galatoire’s Godcheaux salad. Ummmm good.
I want Indianapolis to win because owner Jim Irsay is the antithesis of his father, and owns the original rolled manuscript of “On The Road.”
I want New Orleans to win because Marc, my best buddy from college, has a serious future book bet brewing and will win 40 large if the Saints prevail.
I want Indianapolis to win because if you go to their games you can park at Shapiro’s Deli and eat there both before and after the game.
I want New Orleans to win because they’ve never done it, and it would mean a lot to the city that the government forgot in a time of great need after Katrina.
I want New Orleans to win.
Geaux Saints!!!
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I know the institution of the NCAA is a really dysfunctional and oftentimes stupid organization.
Yet I am dumbfounded, flabbergasted, disgusted that it would even consider messing with the formula of the nation’s greatest sports event by expanding the field of the basketball tournament.
96 teams is 96 Tears.
This move would be absurd. It would reward mediocrity.
Memo to NCAA: More is LESS.
Actually the tournament should contract by a team, deep sixing the idiotic play-in game.
Etc, etc, etc . . . I can’t believe they’re even thinking of doing it.
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Listen, I hate Duke as much as the next fan. (Except, of course, my wife, the Film Babe, who has a Duke ballcap and loves Jay Bilas. To the extent that she said her love for me increased after I revealed to her that I peed right next to Jay in the media bathroom at halftime last Monday.)
But my loathing notwithstanding, I just realized yesterday that the team does do something very feisty. When the Blue Devils have the ball, and the shot clock hits ten seconds, all the reserves on the bench stand up, so the players on the court will know they have to bust a move to the bucket.
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Tiger Woods.
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I think if it were the days of yesteryear and this group of ballers that Coach Cal has assembled at UK would stay together four years, they’d realistically be in the argument as “best college hoops team ever.”
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I don’t know about you, but I’m at the edge of my seat, awaiting that inevitable first figure skating judging scandal at the Winter Olympiad. It’s right around the corner.
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Be sure to stock up on popcorn and your favorite beverages. ESPN hype notwithstanding, there are some seriously great ballgames on tap this coming week.
– Seedy K













