Thanks to the Cards, who may have notched their last W of the year, the surprising Blue Devils and the Mighty Mighty Quack, I went 3-2 last week. The tally for the season is 26 up and 19 down. Not enough to pay for a trip to Vegas, but not bad.
Boise State @ Louisiana Tech. Riddle me this: Why on earth are the Bulldogs of Ruston, La. in the Western Athletic Conference? I know, you’re thinking this is a gimme. Boise State is on a collision course with BCS controversy. LT is 3-5 with 0 impressive Ws. But, hey, Friday night in the Bayou can be a scary place for some carpetbaggers from Idaho. So let’s call this the proverbial “trap game.” I don’t think it’s a walkover. But I do think the Potato(e)s slip out of the swamp with a victory. They might have trouble cleaning the gris gris out of their jerseys though when they get back to that lovely blue astroturf field of theirs.
Kent State @ Akron. Just to show you I’m not cherry picking, I put this MAC East Division encounter on the board. Here’s what I know about the Golden Flashes. They are 5-4. And the name of their school still reminds me of Vietnam era protest turmoil. Here’s what I know about Akron. One W. 7 losses. Their nickname — Zips — sucks. And that Jerry Faust, that high school coach who ran Notre Dame’s program into the ground, coached in RubberTown after being run out of South Bend. The visitors, a 3 point fave, will be victorious.
Duke @ North Carolina. What hath David Cutcliffe wrought? In the Land O’ Coach K, his pigskinners are 5-3, and no longer the laughing stock of college football. (Insert Steve Kragthorpe joke here.) They are 3-1 in the less than stellar ACC. Butch Davis’ Tar Heels haven’t ascended yet as the faithful might like. Even with unis that Pat Forde called “blueberry.” But they did just win at Virginia Tech. I’d be more interested in this Tobacco Road matchup were it on the hardwood. But I’m expecting the same result. Carolina prevails.
South Carolina @ Arkansas. The old O genius meets the new O genius. Ol’ BallCoach meet Travelin’ Bobby P. Spurrier is looking more and more tired and ready for more tee times and less time in the film room. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is his last season on the sideline. Petrino needs some help on the D side of the ball. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s coaching somewhere else next season. (Okay, that is a joke.) The Hogs and Cocks have been up and down. Frankly, it’s a coin flipper. New beats Old and In The Way. Whooooooo Pig Sooey!!!!
Illinois @ Minnesota. I’m picking this game, because it’s a yawn fest and I need a few more ZZZZs before I move on with the day. The Golden Gophers play outside now, you know. Let’s see, what else is there to say? Oh yeah, Minnesota’s b-ball coach is Orlando Smith. The home team is a truly mediocre 5-4, and the Zooksterian Illini are only 2-6. But coming off an invigorating if meaningless W over Rich Rod. Zook comes back next season no matter what happens. Good for him. He needs the cushion. Minnesooooooooooooota wins in OT.
– Seedy K










